are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
make them see this
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
(Source: burgrs)
People continually treat me like shit, apologise for it and expect everything to be okay. I’m fucking sick of people taking advantage of my friendship then just shoving me to the side when someone or something better comes along. Even worse when they do it more than once!
So thank you, thank you very much! I thought you were my friend but clearly I never was, and never will be anything to you.
